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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:53

So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
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No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Why are some people afraid of monsters?
No way
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How many trans people are lawful gun owners?
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Do liberals realise that God, who is much more powerful than them, is on the side of Trump?
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?